How to Write a Lil' Wayne Verse

I found a ten step process to successfully writing a Lil' Wayne verse.

My picks for most pivotal steps to becoming "The Greatest Rapper Alive" are:

-"Connect [a] verb to some sort of simile. Every single Lil' Wayne line must contain some sort of relatively obvious simile. So maybe you can 'duck like Scrooge.' 'Run like a bloody nose.' Or even 'Dodge like Kansas.'"

-"Declare that you are Weezy F. Baby. This will tell listeners who you are. Whatever you do, don't attempt to ascertain what the 'F' stands for."

-"Make some sort of obvious pop culture technology reference. Talk about IPods. Or Myspace. Or gigabytes. Something remotely technological. It will show that [you're] not completely retarded (just partially) and might have actually read a newspaper once or twice. Which clearly means [you're] a genius."

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:

-"Proclaim yourself 'The Greatest Rapper Alive.' If you proclaim yourself the greatest, you will be the greatest."